hey hey!! the blog's so dead. so, i'm here to entertain you with some jokes. if u've seen these before, sorry, it's a cut-and-paste job, and rights unclaimed.
the Clergies.A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says "Bridge Broken" instead?"
a Divorce
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If
I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi
Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or
mine?"
different techniques in the marketYou see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:"He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say:"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Tele- marketing .You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride You then say:"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich..." That's Brand Recognition.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I'm rich. Marry me."She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.
and here's a riddle. who do you think posted this?
08s113- those times we had together.
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